I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
GUYS I FOUND A DEAD BODY IN THE OCEAN. I WAS RIDING ROUND ON A BOAT AND THIS BODY WAS JUST FLOATING?????
Oh I really should of said this was on GTA V
Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy